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  1. Oh god, who is writing this shit?

    I couldn't really believe the writing in this was that dire, so I tortured myself by making a full transcript of the v.o. (what I can make of it), and, yes. It is.

     

    Read only if you want to share my pain:

     

    Let me tell you about the city.

    If it were my mother, I'd say I was adopted.

    If it were a woman, you'd find me in the nearest monastery.

    And to call it a friend is the fastest way to [??? - can't make it out].

    Every building, chances are I've robbed it, slept in it, or pissed up against it.

    Now I get others to do the hard work.

    Because I've got the contacts.

    If you're a wrong 'un, chances are you know me.

    Or maybe you owe me.

    Or maybe I owe you.

    Now it's different.

    We're all in the same shithole.

    The Gloom's got the city by the neck.

    The Watch has got it by the balls.

    The City's dying, right enough -

    Person by person,

    Stone by stone.

    But maybe there's a fella I know

    Who can steal back its life.

    Because, hell, he can steal anything.

    Some call him Taffer, Master Thief, Tricky Bastard -

    He's all of them, but I call him

    Garrett

     

    (boom chukka chukka gdang gdang boom etc etc)

     

    I haven't got worked up about any of the changes that the reboot seems to be bringing; just thought, ah, I'll get it in a few years for $5 in a sale. But if this is a indication of the level of literacy the game's going to offer, $5 will be too much.

     

    *Settles firmly into saddle of high horse*

    *Heads off to find a misplaced apostrophe he can gnash his teeth over*

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  2. don't think you can cast light with the moon as its a projected image from a skybox in a closed off area away from the main map. and there isn't a physical representative object in the main map for the moon as far as I know.

    Did someone make a demo showing an effect of clouds passing over the moon which affected the ambient moonlight levels? Or am I confusing this with Thief FMs? :unsure:
  3. I'd definitely recommend Miasmata. Most immersive game I've played since Thief, and pulls off the pretty amazing trick of being able to be utterly terrifying in bright daylight and beautiful surroundings. Downside: needs a powerful computer, and (for me) hits the limitations of its gameplay near the end, but until then - wow....

  4. This will hopefully be useful, especially for TDM newcomers (it doesn't happen very often but can still catch me out sometimes):

     

    Most successful jumping depends on you standing up when you make the jump. Unfortunately, sometimes the crouch indicator will indicate that you're standing up when you're actually stuck under something that's keeping you stuck in crouch position.

     

    To check whether this is the case, toggle the crouch key - if your viewpoint doesn't rise and fall, you're underneath something (a window ledge, joist, rock, whatever) that's stopping you from standing up. The answer is to put yourself in standing position, then edge out (away from the wall, usually) until your viewpoint raises. You are now standing and can plummet your death anyway make that jump!

     

    Thought I'd mention it as there's one particular climb in Requiem that I had this problem with, and others seem to be too: -

     

    climbing up out of the water after getting the second seal

     

  5. I'm intrigued by the fact that Serpentine has Plato's Republic open while he's doing all this techie stuff, but I guess (like many us) he needs a bit of light-hearted Socratic dialogue concerning individual and social justice, the immortality of the soul and the position of the philosopher & the poet in society to lighten the technical load every now and then.

  6. Like SirGen, horror missions aren't usually my taste, but I make an exception for the following:

    Full-on horror: Glenham Tower, Flakebridge Monastery

    Partly horror: Requiem, In Remembrance of Him (only one horror section but it's a doozy). First part of No Honour Amongst Thieves 1 is quite horror-ish too.

     

    Probably doesn't fit as there are no undead at all, but I find Patently Dangerous quite chilling.

  7. Man - I think the last time I played this it was on my Intel HD graphics laptop nearly two years ago and it lagged like mad. But it must have made an impression cuz I'm just getting flashback after flashback:

     

    The spider cave, the zombie pit, the lift climb - excellent!

    Even on my new laptop I get quite an fps drop in the caves - down to about 12-15fps - but they look so good I don't mind. The way the first two white spiders keel over after getting hit with one broadhead, but the third brown one comes charging at you after one arrow - evil! (Or maybe my aim just wasn't so good with that one.)

    Really looking forward to seeing how many more memories get stirred up... :smile:

  8. Just a few games in the last few months apart from TDM - Miasmata (flawed but still amazing) and (after I discovered you could now get it legit for free) Battlefield 1942.

     

    Also started to play through TDS again for the first time in years, and after having played only TDM and T2 FMs for 2-3 years, I can finally understand all the complaints about it (TDS was the first Thief game I played, so I didn't have anything to compare it against). Borked movement and light gem, wretched loading zones, quickloads that should be sued under the Trade Descriptions Act, etc etc etc, but you know what? I still really like it. Sounds and looks great, especially the dynamic lighting. It's a real shame moving shadows cause such a performance hit in TDM cus they add so much atmosphere.

  9. Just wanted to flag up that I can't get 2.0 to register this mission.

     

    Tried the in-game downloader - came back with an error message and nothing appeared in the fms folder. Downloaded it from southquarter.com and put it in my fms folder, but it doesn't show up in the available missions page. Dl'd from fidcal.com - same result.

     

    Just downloaded Glenham Tower in-game with no problems. Am I doing something wrong?

  10. At 1:16, when I first jumped I became stuck in the geometry when I landed. I had to noclip out of it to progress.

     

    At 1:27, I do not have the foggiest idea how you made this jump. I tried that by running and then jumping, but I always fell down at half-way. What did I do wrong?

    The 1:16 jump is really tricky - think I may have got stuck once or twice, but more often I do what I did in the first attempt and end up saying "Arrggh! Hello! Aaargh!" to the Builder's hammers (if the fall hasn't killed me first). :laugh:

     

    The 1:27 jump is mainly timing - get as far back as you can (which isn't much), stand up, start running and then almost immediately jump (I'm guessing it's something like 1/10th of a second between starting to run and making the jump. You've got hardly any run-up). If you get the light gem lined up as it is at 1:30 in the video, you should be pointing in the right direction. Hope this helps.

     

    BTW, since making the video, I've discovered there are good mantling opportunities even before you get to the guards' station. :wub:

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