Community FM story

[ungoliant]

OK I think its time everyone pooled together to create the most amazing plot for an FM ever devised.... one line at a time!

 

 

Once upon a time, there was a man who owned a fruit stand in Bridgeport.

Edited April 1, 2012 by ungoliant

[SiyahParsomen]

and he sells gomu gomu fruits.

[ERH+]

...And here we introducing hallucinations. A lot of walking hallucinations. You try to bash a man but instead you just flip some hat stand. You surprised if hat stands can move? A good objective is intriguing one.

[Sotha]

Hearing of the recent break-ins in his neighborhood, the fruit stand man became deeply worried about the safety of his precious gomu gomu fruits. He decided to take drastic action.

[nbohr1more]

After speaking with locals at various taverns, the proprietor has identified some of the prime local crime organizations and their territories.

 

He decides to venture the dangerous streets and sneak into the den of the crime boss who controls his part of town.

 

With any luck, he can find a stash of loot which he can lead the City Watch to and thereby clean the streets of this scourge.

 

Such a straightforward plan! Why has nobody ventured such a task before?

 

Little does the humble merchant know about the affairs of organized crime and the City Watch...

[Sir Taffsalot]

So that night he ventured into the Blind Beggar. It was a notorius tavern for thieves, assassins and anyone who you would want to avoid down a dark alley. It was the perfect place to eavesdrop and find infomation about the cities underworld.

[ungoliant]

The fruit seller overhears Captain Bronkborq of the City watch in a hushed conversation about an illegal ring of blackmarket gomu gomu traders, and suddenly he decides....

[Flanders]

To order mandrosala ice cream, t'was sold per ounce at the tavern.

 

jeez, u guys are all out! One line at a time...

[ungoliant]

whilst inconspicuously eating mandrasola ice cream, our hero realizes that the Captain has been behind his missing gomu gomu fruits all this time, and immediately springs into action.

[Sir Taffsalot]

As he was about to leap forward and wrap his hands around Captain Bonkborq's throat he hears the captain say to a hooded fellow "if only we could find a way into that walled off section of the city that has the gomu gomu farm but is regrettably overrun by the undead."

[Sotha]

It was at that moment the fruit seller realized that there were more important things in life than getting in trouble with some city watch captains and instead, he decided to visit the local builder monastery for clues how to beat the undead and claim the fabled gomu gomu farm for himself.

[grayman]

Upon visiting the monastery, the fruit seller finds that the Builders discourage his plan, and they reveal to him why the undead must never ever be cleansed from the farm.

[ungoliant]

The undead in the area are the silent sentinels of a precious Builder artifact known only as:

Edited April 1, 2012 by ungoliant

[Sotha]

The Holy Gomu Gomu Basket of St. Josephinus, the protector of all fruit salesmen.

[pusianka]

<<While listening to the story, that dad's (drunk) friends were trying to tell, interrupting each other all the time, little kid stands up and asks>> What the hell is "gomu gomu"?! :/ O.o

[Baddcog]

But being a cowardly salesman of fruit and a reluctant adventurer he decides to try another approach, and he sets off to buy a very large hat, a hat large enough to hide his gomu gomu fruits under while he is away.

[grayman]

[Following this story is like following a TDM feature discussion: all over the map.]

[ungoliant]

So our hero sets off for "Bob's Hat Emporium" in the Old Quarter, but along the way he is stopped for questioning by the city watch at the Old Quarter gate.

What the hell is "gomu gomu"?! :/ O.o

the gomu gomu fruit is a reference to a popular japanese anime (which I do not like) that is now in its 2393545th season in Japan.

The Gomu Gomu no Mi is a Paramecia-type Devil Fruit that turns the user's body into rubber, making the user a Rubber Human. "Gomu" means rubber in Japanese

[Sotha]

Infuriated by the constant fascist city watch interference, the fruit salesman pulls out his trusty gomu gomu fruit knife and charges the totally surprised city watch goons.

 

[finally some action]

[ungoliant]

[as i recall you totally ruined the first action sequence hopefully this will lead to a jailbreak sneaking scene, but i'll let others take the reigns for a few posts]

Edited April 10, 2012 by ungoliant

[grayman]

One of the goons recovers quickly, yanking a gomu gomu fruit from his tunic. The knife--despite the fruit salesman's desperate grip on it--fulfills its role in this world and swerves at the last moment, plunging straight into the gomu gomu fruit.