The Hylix Supplement

[Hylix Ulyx]

The Wachowski Effect:

Statement: "All good things must end badly."

 

The Ion Storm Theorem:

Statement: "If it ain't broke, break it."

 

The Pee Wee Dictum:

Statement: "Idle hands play with thing."

 

 

 

I doubt anyone will care about this topic, or even understand my insane babblings. Yet, if you feel compelled to supplement my rantings, I would be most honored.

 

Or flame me. It's cold out here.

 

Hylix.

[oDDity]

"If you like something, you just haven't looked long or hard enough to hate it yet"

- Me

[Hylix Ulyx]

The Generation X Variable:

Statement: "If you're not part of the solution, why bother?"

 

The Dubya Parallel:

Statement: "God said, the Devil comes to Kill, Steal, and Destroy..."

 

The Clintonic Method:

Statement: "Say Hello to my Little Friend."

[Hylix Ulyx]

The oDDity Directive:

Statement: "Fluffy Puppies, Fuzzy Kittens, and Cuddly Babies make good stew."

[Macsen]

The Macsen Method: "Why be cynical when you can pretend to be happy and get away with it?"

[Dram]

The Dram Theorem: "WTF is this all about?............oh right"

[Renzatic]

The Renzatic Reticulation: "When you run out of topics of conversation or you're not sure what to say, just say something crass and/or idiotic to disguise your ignorance and fill the empty silence. People will be more likely to respect your opinions and consider you a dynamic individual".

 

For example, a random IRC snippet:

 

Sparhawk: Renzatic, I have a question about the lightgem. Does it seem to change naturally according to the light texture, or does it seem to be a little buggy still?

 

Renzatic: If it wern't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college, Spar. Fuckin A! SLOPPY BJ'S GO GO GO!

 

Sparhawk: What? I don't understand...perhaps I need to look at the code again. I think my math might be wrong.

 

Fingernail: OMG YOU TOO RENZ! OLOL

[Dram]

LOL

[Hylix Ulyx]

The Hylixian Conundrum:

Statement: "A Wise Man knows he knows nothing, which essentially makes him a self-aware dumbass."

 

The Yogi Berra Precept:

Statement: "Ignorance is Stupid."

 

The American Imperitive:

Statement: "Send us your weak, your weary, your poor of spirit; We need our toilets cleaned, our houses painted, reality show cast members, and someone to blame for the decline of Western Civilization."

 

The Tom and Jerry Enigma:

Statement: "Is you Is, or Is you Ain't, my baby?"

[Dram]

The Garrett Theorem: "You see Garrett, this eye is completely blind..."

[Hylix Ulyx]

The Trickster Prime Directive:

Statement: "I've got Woodsie!"

[Dram]

The oDD comment: "What? Unpassable? HA! I only made all doors unpickable, and the whole map was in the day and the loot requirement was only 1999435942624363460979879347 and you did'nt need those health potions, arrows, or even clothes. Sword? HA! why? It would be used for killing. Come on, my mission is easy..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Hylix Ulyx]

The Hylix Reply:

Statement: "LOL!" :lol:

[Ishtvan]

"Hunger is the best sauce" - I forget

 

"No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will always cramp his style" - Steven Brust

 

"Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

 

A: Paint yourself green and throw forks at her!"

 

- SomethingAwful realistic joke endings

[Hylix Ulyx]

The Existential Paralax:

Statement: "Nietzche is dead, and God doesn't care."

 

The Warrior Edict:

Statement: "A coward dies many deaths, and Jesus resents the implication."

 

The Playboy Paradigm:

Statement: "There but for the articles go I."

[Hylix Ulyx]

The Iraqi Inductive:

Statement: "In 2003, War was coming..."

 

The Saddam Conductive:

Statement: "They set us up the bomb!"

 

The Dubya Parallel (reprise):

Statement: "All your base are belong to us!"

 

The Timex Ironical:

Statement: "Ha, Ha, Ha....Make your time."

 

 

 

I think i've about got that out of my system. [Hylix hears the roar and applause of grateful viewers, and silently cries to himself] Please honor me and continue this thread if you so desire. [Hylix hears the faint reverberation of a lone cricket]

 

The Hylix Conclusion:

Statement: "What You Say?"

[Dram]

I say: Wow, that fun and yet so...pointless?