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Here's a few internal pics you might enjoy. Don't take anything too seriously. :)

 

 

 

Here's another proof-of-concept, and an idea for a new weapon--the STEAM ARROW:

 

"What's that? I thought I saw something...ah, need to clean my spectacles again..."

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The Builder Church, low on donations, looks to cut costs where they can:

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Edit by New Horizon:

 

Sorry, I had to include SneaksieDave's comment on this pic! :)

 

The prank was too perfect, and Brother Rectus would never live down his new nickname: Shithead.
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Using a -small- piece of DNA from the Master Builder Himself, we have created...MINIBUILDER!!

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/Ish...minibuilder.jpg

 

edit: was looking for it when you posted. :)

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What's a "holy water potion"?

When the thief drinks it he turns into an avatar of the Builder god, gaining the powers of pagan-smiting and church-building. The churches are built out of blocks of stone (which are created by firing Stone Arrows into the ground), using the crushed remains of pagan bodies as mortar. Once you build a church the game transitions into the god-sim minigame, codenamed "Darker and Lighter Shades of Grey", where you have to repetitively pick trees all day long with a giant hand while training a pet creature to smite villagers with the Builder's hammer.

 

Or, if you don't want to take that gameplay route, it also serves as a tasty refreshing drink. Mmmn, bottled holy water.

My games | Public Service Announcement: TDM is not set in the Thief universe. The city in which it takes place is not the City from Thief. The player character is not called Garrett. Any person who contradicts these facts will be subjected to disapproving stares.
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To blaspheme, or not to blaspheme: that is the question.

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of organised religion,

Or to take arms against a sea of ideologies,

And by opposing end them?

My games | Public Service Announcement: TDM is not set in the Thief universe. The city in which it takes place is not the City from Thief. The player character is not called Garrett. Any person who contradicts these facts will be subjected to disapproving stares.
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