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  1. What do you want to see in a new Thief game that could make it better than Thief 2014?
  2. I've heard mention on the wiki that the capital of the Empire Bridgeport is part of is heavily guarded. But heavily guarded, in my eyes, means high risk=high reward. So what sort of treasures could there be to steal in the city? Ideas I have: Royal jewels of the Emperor's crown, the Hammer used by the God of the Builders to lay the first stone of the holy city, a series of golden statues of Builder Saints, and priceless paintings by famous artists, confiscated by the church.
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    P.S.: PLEASE don't let there actually be anyone here aroused by that shit.
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    Dudes, let's all just agree that humanity might be doomed due to the fact that the internet has "ANAL VORE" and go home for a shameful fapping session to hyper hermaphrodite furries while choking ourselves as an entire city is sucked into a massive multi-dick-&-titted skunktaur's anus. There, see? We can all agree that that stuff is horrific, and having agreed on something, we can have peace.
  5. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGn7085gZo
  6. Uhhh... it looks like you're humping him.
  7. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UZnxuPatgH0
  8. In the same vein of topic, where else besides a fantasy version of Europe would you like to see in The Dark Mod? Would an Africa-expy be able to bring Witch Doctor type Necromancer pagans, crocodile infested waters, and temples to Pagan gods unheard of by the men of Bridgeport? What about golden idols and degenerate races of Werebeasts, that once ruled a great civilization before a Lovecraftian horror drove them into a mad frenzy of incest, rape, cannibalism, and murderous psychotic breakdown?
  9. What sort of accent did the ancient celts have? Did it sound like modern Irish accents? Another language to have would be the druidic Gauls of France's language.
  10. True. I never was able to finish Amchorhead. I just wandered aimlessly, never found a way past talking to the husband of the player character. Ni spoilers though, please. But a gloomy, rainy night in a seaside town with pagan history would make a good mission. On a semi-related note, I only just now learned that "The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets" has released a new album, "The Dukes of Alhazred". I'm loving it so far. The cover art is pretty hilarious and epic at the same time.
  11. Does anyone else have any ideas for Lovecraftian inspired missions?
  12. That looks awesome, demagogue. Another Lovecraftian item that would make a good Dark Mod mission objective loot would be the Necronomicon, either the Mad Arab version or the Ex Mortis edition from Evil Dead. De Vermiis Mysteriis was already used in the Thomas Porter series, right?
  13. Also, a real life Pagan god with lovecraftian appearance is the giant one eyed marsh worm Crom-Cruach, who demands blood sacrifice.
  14. Another idea for a mission could be based on Edgar Allan Poe's "The Cask of Amontillado", wit the plot being that a wealthy nobleman finds out that his recently deceased father had, years earlier, bricked in his rival in the family wine cellar. But due to the nobleman's debts, he is losing his wealth fast, and has already sold his ancestral home. He hires the player to break into the estate, sneak into the tunnels under the mansion, steal the deed to the murdered man's prosperous shipping company, and deliver it back for a hefty profit.
  15. If conservatism is anything like the authoritarianism that Russia displays, or the religious nuttery the Republicans in America eschew, then I'll vote liberal every day for the rest of my life.
  16. I never really hear the term "roguelike" mean the same thing whenever I hear it pop up in gaming conversations. What is the definition of roguelike?
  17. I disagree Anderson. If people restrict homosexuality, they can restrict interracial marriage and interfaith marriage. It basically says that two people who are in love and give consent can't be with each other. Again, it just sounds like you're a child going "They're icky, so no civil rights for them!"
  18. False. Democratic Republic of the Congo imprisons gays and encourages lynchings of them, all thanks to Christian Missionaries propping up their dictator.
  19. Also, what the fuck? Liberals don't like Russia, and Russia routinely mistreat LGBT people.
  20. I disagree with you, as gays are often horrifically tortured in Africa and the Middle East. We should push to stop that along with gender equality. That's like saying rescuing the Gypsies and Cripples from their death camps gets in the way of saving Jews from their death camps.
  21. This is just an idea dump for anyone who has an idea for a Dark Mod adventure based off of the works of H.P. Lovecraft. As seen in "Down by the Riverside", which was based on the story "The Terrible Old Man". I have an idea for one. A fishing village, located by some marshes, based on Innsmouth, filled with green glowy gold, in the form of primitive armbands, headdresses, pagan god idols, and daggers. Your main objective is to steal an idol of Cthulhu, Dagon, and Hydra, whilst avoiding notice from the Fish Werebeasts and the Hybrid Townsfolks. Another one could be based on "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward", could be set in the New World, in Menoan frontier land, where a thief is hired to steal the phylactery of a lich, with said phylactery being the ground up body of the lich mixed with paint and made into a portrait of the lich. You have to sneak in through the river, where zombies have been spotted floating downstream, up through the watery tunnel, into a dungeon/alchemy lab, and creep through the castle to get the painting, whilst avoiding the undead. At the end, the lich could summon a demon like Joseph Curwen did in the book, in a last ditch escape attempt from the mob come to burn down his castle, and the player has to escape the burning mansion, while the demon massacres most of the soldiers sent to kill the lich are slaughtered, and you kill the demon by knocking a crate full of alchemy supplies on it, banishing it.
  22. Also, why are we discussing politics on a game page? Was one of our forum members killed or injured in the attack?
  23. Addendum: We could also offer to airlift women who hate their lot in life in the middle east to Canada, if canada agrees. Basically, we can try and destroy the culture of rape and oppression Islam causes WITHOUT GENOCIDE by making sure the Middle Eastern race survives, but is no longer tainted by belief in the ways of that pedophile prophet and his shitty obsidian rock.
  24. Islam, I believe, needs to be made to modernize the same way European Christianity did. If they refuse, then boycott them. Create eco-friendly oil alternatives and let China deal with them like they did the slave owners in Tibet. I'm socially liberal, and that's why I despise organized religion. As for Anderson, I must say I find your comment on LGBT being given civil rights as "a nonissue" is pretty much bullshit. If we just said "civil rights is a nonissue because rich and powerful nations do not have them", then America would still legalize slavery. Yeah, Islam is a shitty religion, but if we let Middle Eastern refugees come to America and make it clear we will NOT be theocracy, they could choose to become apostate or, at the very least, form a new sect of "Islam Lite" much like how the Catholic Church no longer has torture dungeons and Inquisitors. Basically, we have to lure the citizens away from the shitty religion toward secular humanism. Then, when enough of these moderates have been made, we put them in charge and let them deal with killing their jihad redneck equivalents. Hopefully with deadly force. Alternatively, we could kidnap every Muslim child we can find and raise them to be secularists, and make a kill on site order for every islamic head of state.
  25. Alright. What about Steambeasts? Do they still have files, or were they reskinned Doom 3 enemies too?
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