Kurshok

Okay. Does anyone else have any ideas for the New World? Maybe lake serpents like Ogopogo, or Sasquatch instead of Ape Beasts?

If this is true, then my penis grows vast, for the Fanboy-Boner has arisen! A Thief movie AND new game!? NYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

I also don't have a PC. I'm typing on an Amdroid phone.

Oh, I don't know how to model. I'm just sharing ideas to inspire those who can.

What sort of ideas for treasures do you have for the land across the sea? Mayaincatec golden idols and amulets? Ancient relics? Massive jewels found in blood-drenched altars where the natives worship a flying snake covered in feathers? And that's just the southern area. Further north, dark forests where tribes survive the harsh winters in heavily fortified caves, while special fast zombies called Wendigos lurk outside the walls, or bein hired by a mages guild to steal a medicine man's magical trinkets so they can be studied. Maybe stealing a crate of valuable furs from trappers in a Menoan frontier fishing village on the coast.

Anyone have any ideas based on the Universal Studios Classics like Frankenstein, Dracula, the Wolfman, etc.? Maybe stealing a brain from the morgue for a necromancer to make a flesh golem, or stealing a vampire's amassed wealth hoard from its lair? Maybe taking advantage of a string of werewolf attack to steal from the local silversmith, whose business has been booming due to nobles requesting arms from him?

I recently found a man on deviantart who draws good Norse type stuff called "ThaneBobo". I told him he should consider drawing some pictures for the Dark Mod, to be made into paintings for Pagan areas. You know, warriors charging, battlemaidens, portraits of jarls, thanes, and battlemaidens. Typical of the Asatru Pagans irl in actual northern Europe during ancient times. So, what I mean to ask is, does anyone else here know anyone who could help supply portrait art for locations we're burglarizing in the game? Maybe tasteful nudes of noblewomen, stern face shots of the upper crust, maybe schematics for Inventor's Guild Steambeasts.

Maybe a Skyrim Nordic-esque City in one of the Pagan Far Northern Countries would make a good map.

Imagine a cross between Age of Sigmar and it's Realms concept, Doctor Who, and a lot of tetrahydrocannibanol, with all the memery and cancerous shit the comments section on any given website can produce shat all over it. It is a mirror into the collective id of society.

He has a disclaimer on his page that Filthy Frank, the character, is meant to be everything a person SHOULDN'T be; rude, crude, racist, misogynistic, homophobic, etc. But the character has evolved from just an allegory of shitty people using the Internet to espoused their vile views, into a surreal science fiction/ fantasy acid trip involving alternate universes, sub-dimensions, units of time and space in the form of "chromosomes" being used as currency, deities and interdimensional aliens clashing over said chromosomes in "epic" battles, and a fatalistic background: the omnivore is slowly falling apart, and only whimsical, stupid bullshit nonsense like Frank produces can stop it from disappearing into Darkness. It's implied that many dimensions are abandoned or were reduced to lifeless wastelands because they simply "ran out of time"... literally!

We have giant spiders, fire elementals, and belchers. What else lurks in the wilds away from civilization in The Dark Mod?

Who else here is a fan of Papa Franku?

Does anybody have any idea what the diets of people in the Dark Mod universe is like? If there are magical creatures like Belchers and Giant Spiders, do they routinely cook with their flesh? Or magical meat taboo? What about food common to middle ages europe, or wines and beers and ales? Do the Pagans of the north make Mead? If the empire is basically Rome lasting a couple centuries longer, does that mean the upper class still eat weird shit like quails eyeballs and cheesified pig heads?

Anybody else hoping "Project Wight" is released soon?

In the original Thief, there was reference to Nyalahotep, an obvious reference to Nyarlathotep, and the Kurshok, who are similar to Deep Ones. Since Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, and the Deep Ones are the most overused Lovecraftian beings in media, what other entities would you like to see in a potential Dark Mod mission based on Lovecraftian horror? Personally, I'd like to see a mission where you have to journey into the ruins of an ancient monastery and steal a relic from the lair of Y'golonac.

I am thinking about buying the games Dishonored and Dishonored 2, because the setting, I have been told, is similar the Thief. Can anyone else here vouch for this game?

Although, admittedly, the whole Fluffy Pony phenomena has mutated into its own thing. The creatures look cuddly and friendly, and sound like annoying cartoon fluffballs, but they're horrible creatures. Some in the community liken them to Chaos from Warhammer, being lust, wrath, manipulation, and filth put in a tiny, inefficient body. This leads to them being ripped apart by people, who have an immense irrational hatred for all of them due to the actions of their leader caste, violent sociopaths called "smarties" that partake in rape, murder, and foal rape against other fluffies, the only creatures weak enough for a fluffy to hurt is another fluffy.

I mean people who masturbate to cartoon horses. If you like the show, fine, but grown men drawing "clop erotica" is a bit... disturbing. And when you tell them that it's kind of weird, they get REALLY defensive about it.

If you're like me, you hate all these grown-ass men saying "OHHH I love this little girl's show about ponies for THA STOREEZ!" When in reality they're jacking off to cartoon horses. Well, I discovered the ultimate way to troll bronies. There's this site called "Fluffybooru" and they wrote their own story to piss of bronies and made a collective fanon of it. Hasbro's genetic engineering wing makes pet Fluffy Ponies to sell to all the neckbeards, able to talk, but riddled with flaws. PETA releases the little shitrats, and they become major sapient pests. So now, they're classified as biotoys, and can be maimed and mutilated legally. So people draw retarded fuzz covered horses getting raped and mutilated in hideously heinous ways to troll,these cloppin' freaks. TROLOLOL!

Not that I know if. I just want to compile what we would like to see in a hypothetical new Thief game.

Would there be a collosseum or canals?

What do you want to see in a new Thief game that could make it better than Thief 2014?

I've heard mention on the wiki that the capital of the Empire Bridgeport is part of is heavily guarded. But heavily guarded, in my eyes, means high risk=high reward. So what sort of treasures could there be to steal in the city? Ideas I have: Royal jewels of the Emperor's crown, the Hammer used by the God of the Builders to lay the first stone of the holy city, a series of golden statues of Builder Saints, and priceless paintings by famous artists, confiscated by the church.

P.S.: PLEASE don't let there actually be anyone here aroused by that shit.

Dudes, let's all just agree that humanity might be doomed due to the fact that the internet has "ANAL VORE" and go home for a shameful fapping session to hyper hermaphrodite furries while choking ourselves as an entire city is sucked into a massive multi-dick-&-titted skunktaur's anus. There, see? We can all agree that that stuff is horrific, and having agreed on something, we can have peace.