Arctic War: Russia v Canada

[Macsen]

Those pesky Russians and Canadians are launching their bids for oil that is only available because of global warming which is caused by people using too much oil.

 

Canada has hockey sticks, Russia has vodka to keep them warm. Who will be the least incompetent in battle? Could the Arctic be the battleground* of the future rather than the Middle East? How many penguins must die to satisfy their lust for black gold?**

 

 

* or battlemush.

** none, for they reside in the south.

[jdude]

Don't penguins only live in the South Pole not the North Pole?

[Nyarlathotep]

No, there are penguins who live as far north as the Galapagos.

[Capela]

Birds, whales, penguins, morses, snow bears, humans ... etc...

 

Let them doing what they want, does stupid bastards......

 

 

Edit: Dont forget USA as land on the Arctic to.

[oDDity]

No, there are penguins who live as far north as the Galapagos.

 

Actually, there are Penguins that live as far north as Reykjavik's zoo.

[Maximius]

The latest issue of Harpers magazine, a great and inexpensive publication that I cannot recommend highly enough, has on its cover an article entitled: Cold Rush The coming fight for the melting North. Its about what you are all talking about and its pretty scary.

Edited August 12, 2007 by Maximius

[Vadrosaul]

Don't forget the Danes The little country that could.

Edited August 12, 2007 by Vadrosaul

[Nyarlathotep]

Actually, there are Penguins that live as far north as Reykjavik's zoo.

I really meant natural penguin habitats, but whatever, your response is funnier.

[jdude]

Haven't Canada and Russia been going at it way up North for a really long time though? I remember hearing about this 5 years ago, how we [Canadians] have patrol boats up there that have confrontations with Russian boats.

[Macsen]

Canada is deploying the troops!

 

Looks like Norway and Denmark are also getting involved. And the US, because you can't have a war without them under the Crazy Neo-con Act 1981.

 

It's only a matter of time until some eskimos claim the oil as their own though.

[Schatten]

Will the noble Atreides be able to repell the vile Harkonnen?