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#1 Kurshok



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Posted 12 April 2017 - 06:24 PM

If you're like me, you hate all these grown-ass men saying "OHHH I love this little girl's show about ponies for THA STOREEZ!" When in reality they're jacking off to cartoon horses. Well, I discovered the ultimate way to troll bronies. There's this site called "Fluffybooru" and they wrote their own story to piss of bronies and made a collective fanon of it. Hasbro's genetic engineering wing makes pet Fluffy Ponies to sell to all the neckbeards, able to talk, but riddled with flaws. PETA releases the little shitrats, and they become major sapient pests. So now, they're classified as biotoys, and can be maimed and mutilated legally. So people draw retarded fuzz covered horses getting raped and mutilated in hideously heinous ways to troll,these cloppin' freaks. TROLOLOL!

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Posted 12 April 2017 - 07:43 PM

I actually found the show quite entertaining when I watched it with my kids.  The more adventure-based stories reminded me of D&D sessions.  And it had Q. 


But hey, insulting people for what kind of entertainment they like is pretty cool right?

#3 Kurshok



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Posted 12 April 2017 - 08:25 PM

I mean people who masturbate to cartoon horses. If you like the show, fine, but grown men drawing "clop erotica" is a bit... disturbing. And when you tell them that it's kind of weird, they get REALLY defensive about it.

Edited by Kurshok, 12 April 2017 - 08:26 PM.

#4 Kurshok



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Posted 12 April 2017 - 08:32 PM

Although, admittedly, the whole Fluffy Pony phenomena has mutated into its own thing. The creatures look cuddly and friendly, and sound like annoying cartoon fluffballs, but they're horrible creatures. Some in the community liken them to Chaos from Warhammer, being lust, wrath, manipulation, and filth put in a tiny, inefficient body. This leads to them being ripped apart by people, who have an immense irrational hatred for all of them due to the actions of their leader caste, violent sociopaths called "smarties" that partake in rape, murder, and foal rape against other fluffies, the only creatures weak enough for a fluffy to hurt is another fluffy.

#5 Melan


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Posted 13 April 2017 - 03:11 AM

I don't think this is a valuable contribution to the TDM forums.

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Posted 13 April 2017 - 04:56 AM

Wtf... when did we start hatin on the Bronys... nooooo :laugh:

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