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Start eating when you're young and by the time you get bald - ta da! - instant wig.

 

No need for gel either! Your body's all natural stomach acid molds your hair into any of the latest styles!

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Start eating when you're young and by the time you get bald - ta da! - instant wig.

 

Yuck!

 

But funny, just today the girl at the bakery took her pony tail off, (actually, it came lose and later she fumbled it on again). I didn't know that it was a fake, so it was quite a shock, esp. as she is only about 20. Oh well, who knows what else is fake about her :D

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." -- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)

 

"Remember: If the game lets you do it, it's not cheating." -- Xarax

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You can tell which end was closest to her sphincter recti. Did you see the article for the Tree man fellow. I actually felt really sick when I saw that one. I felt so sorry for that guy.

ZylonBane's confession about himself:

"What can I say, I'm a jerk. A three times all American Jerk, from Jerksville, Kentucky. Yee Haw"

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