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  • Birthday 04/29/1991

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  1. Mortem Desino

    As a real-life night janitor, I get a real sense of satisfaction out of acting out a TDM guard. Once, I found a dead crayfish that escaped from the Biology laboratory, so I shouted: "Murder! There's a prowler on the loose! Come out into the open, you taffer!"

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    2. Sotha

      Sotha

      I tell my student that things "should be done right the first time."

    3. Mortem Desino

      Mortem Desino

      I found a big bag of Reese's Pieces submerged in a men's room toilet. "Looks like a code eight! Err...must have been rats. Oh well! Back to work!"

    4. Lux

      Lux

      A dead crayfish... Maybe it was Colonel Mustard in the Lab with tha Bunsen burner?

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