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As a real-life night janitor, I get a real sense of satisfaction out of acting out a TDM guard. Once, I found a dead crayfish that escaped from the Biology laboratory, so I shouted: "Murder! There's a prowler on the loose! Come out into the open, you taffer!"
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I tell my student that things "should be done right the first time."
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I found a big bag of Reese's Pieces submerged in a men's room toilet. "Looks like a code eight! Err...must have been rats. Oh well! Back to work!"
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A dead crayfish... Maybe it was Colonel Mustard in the Lab with tha Bunsen burner?