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As a real-life night janitor, I get a real sense of satisfaction out of acting out a TDM guard. Once, I found a dead crayfish that escaped from the Biology laboratory, so I shouted: "Murder! There's a prowler on the loose! Come out into the open, you taffer!"
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Komag did security at a university library and had similar stories IIRC.
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LOL
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I have a habit of going 'Oh well! It's quiet enough now!' after I hear some random noise in the dark. Fortunately, I haven't woken up yet with a headache and a lot of valuables missing. Yet.
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