JackFarmer
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Boris Johnson's resignation does not change the fact that Australia is home to 29 million kangaroos and Wales has a population of just over three million.
If the Australian kangaroos were to invade Wales, one resident would have to fight almost ten kangaroos at a time.- Show previous comments 5 more
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But did you account for the fact that they would arrive upside down, fall on their heads and be dazed? Unless your invention is capable of both translation and rotation.
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Better hope the kangaroos don't form an alliance with the emus, who have already won a war.
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That's the problem: In my boundless high spirits I gave my invention the spawnarg "Must_be_on_its_feet". If one of the kangaroos now comes up with the idea of using the value "1" (and since you can only use "0" or "1" the probability is 50%), this will be doom!
Thoughtlessness, your name is Jack Farmer!